Yes, I was. By a piece of spam in my inbox at work. The email was from Garth and offered advice on how to keep your marriage safe.
And what is it that Garth thinks will keep your marriage safe? A masturbatory device, shaped like a flashlight, for men.
It's one of those 'you had to be there' kind of things, but I found it incredibly amusing. If Raelerin reads this, she might find it amusing as well.