Don't know the tune

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC

"Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!

What's Your Theme Song?

Quayle and quake

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Dan Quayle US Republican politician (1947 - )

Gosh, and maybe then we can settle on Earth!

Life flashes . . . not

I can honestly say, from first hand experience, that my life didn't flash before my eyes when I thought I was going to die. My exact thoughts were:

"Breathe!"

"Can't!"

"Again!"

"No."

"Die."

"NO!"

"Cough!"

"Harder!"

There were no pictures. Just those words. In the dark. In the middle of the night.

I have no idea what happened. I was sleeping and dreaming when, in my dream, I realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up immediately and realized I really couldn't breathe. It took maybe five or six seconds for those thoughts to flash through my brain. Thankfully, the coughing dislodged whatever it was that was stopping me from catching my breath. By the time I got to "Die." I was already out of bed on my way to my son's room for help. Up until the second "NO!" there was panic and intense fear. At that point I got very calm. And coughed. And saved myself. And coughed some more.

So any way, I'm still here.

;D

Pretty hopeful, if you ask me

Your 1920's Name is:

Bonita Esperanza

What's Your 1920's Name?

Aw, shucks!

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

Betty Rose West

Hillbilly Name Generator

I must have lied thru my teeth on this one!

You Are Sunshine

Soothing and calm You are often held up by others as the ideal But too much of you, and they'll get burned You are best known for: your warmth Your dominant state: connecting

What Type of Weather Are You?

Hey, Best Friend!

HIPPO BIRDIE TWO EWE!

Grendel's Dog, from Beocat

Happy Easter!

Seven

Your Life Path Number is 7

Your purpose in life is to find truth and meaning You are very spiritual, and you are interested in the mysteries of life. You are quite analytical and a great thinker. You have many theories and insights. A life of solitude is perfect for you. You need time to think and do things your way. In love, you are quite charming. You attract many with your confidence and wit. While you enjoy being alone, sometimes you take it to an extreme. You can become too isolated, shutting out loved ones and friends. Express yourself a little bit more, and you'll be surprised where it takes you!

What Is Your Life Path Number?

The New York Times | Fossil Called Missing Link From Sea to Land Animals

Poor Tristin!

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And Gareth can't stop giggling . . .

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Seitherin would be aghast!

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So that's who I really am!

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Too good to last

The Prodigal Son just informed me he quit his job today. This one didn't even last a month. He claims to have other "prospects" lined up.

And if pigs had wings they could fly.

I should have been a barking goat

You Were Actually Born Under:

Your most comfortable inside your head - and often daydream the day away. You have an artistic temperament that makes you seem creative to some, eccentric to others. You avoid conflict at all costs, and you have a difficult time with relationships. Attractive and with good manners, you tend to shine in social situations. You are most compatible with a Pig or Rabbit.

You Should Have Been Born Under:

You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse.

What Year Were You Born Under?