Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Wackiest warning: Toilet brush not to be used for hygiene - Jan. 6, 2005

Other top finishers this year include:

-- A scooter with the warning "This product moves when used."

-- A digital thermometer with the advice "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."

-- An electric blender used for chopping and dicing that reminds users to "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."

-- And a three-inch bag of air used for packaging that read "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."

5 comments:

  1. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! - those are scary

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  2. Anyone who actually needs those warnings is too stupid to be allowed to live.

    ;D

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  4. You read my mind!

    My personal favorite has always been the following:

    On a baby stroller : "remove baby before folding up the stroller"

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